|The smiling Santa|
|Backpacker Bonding Ritual|
|Another day ends, which really means it is just beginning|
|2:1 happy mango time can be dangerous|
"Attention all Frendz crew,
Please listen closely for today's beach party itinerary. Roll call will begin promptly at sometime around 2 in the afternoon. Maybe. This will be followed by the daily pledge of never drinking again, quickly followed by a cold San Miguel Pale Pilsen. Next, Nemo will explain to poor Rafi why noone was awake in time for the private boat hire. Again. But we Promise to be there tomorrow. The afternoon activities will consist of a 2 hour hot stone massage, swimming in the crystal clear water, and poor attempts at book reading. Sunset 2:1 happy hour cocktails begin at 5pm sharp at Cafe del Mar. The evening meal today is coconut shrimp salad with fresh mango... Tonight the world famous Mint band will perform at ... The Mint. Drinking games at the hostel will commence at 10pm, followed at midnight by Ted the Dance Machine starting a break dance circle at Club Epic. Rain will start at 1am, dancing in the rain is strongly encouraged. The hunt for the Happy Horse will begin at 3am, hooking up and snogging at 4. Skinny dipping and sunrise watching on Bolabog Beach is set to begin at 7am. Good luck team and may the mango gods bless you with their fruit.
As we danced at Club Paraw at 5am, I held the Happy Horse high overhead, it was the Island's Totem. Another night in Boracay turned to dawn.